guess who is owned by Microsoft
Favorite films » Labyrinth (1986), Jim Henson
“I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for you! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations.”
I love Top Gear
if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest thing ever
what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81
what about that one mexican president who lasted 45 minutes in office
fuck now i’ve got holding out for a hero on loop because of that post god dammit
i can explain
knees weak
arms are heavy
mom com home
make hte spagheti
wikihow is the most useless website ive ever seen in my life
“are you ready to ROCK?????” i scream out to the crowd. everyone is in rocking chairs. they are very excited to rock
*gives picture of anime character to hairdresser* like this
